After my influx of text posts regarding certain persons I follow on Tumblr, I’d like to take the time to make this little post for your own future reference so you know I’m not actually crazy. The four people you’ll probably see me CAPSLOCKING about in text posts or even in tags are what I would like to call some of my closest friends I know on the internet. I’ve known them before Tumblr, at least two of them, and a while back started bonding with the other two. We have dubbed ourselves The Fab Five because of all our swag.
Tsuna. I’m the only person out of us five that calls her that because everyone else refers to her as Manrii. Likewise, she’s the only one who calls me Tori instead of Jubi, so that’s sorta like a special thing between us I guess. I like to call her “the leader” because she honestly does act like one in our group. She literally keeps us together whenever we have arguments and is the most reasonable one out of us. We pick on her a lot actually Sashi and I just pick on her a lot This gif contains her soul.
Koondy. My wife and the precious bby of the group. She’s super adorable (both online and offline) and is a joy to have around. Everytime you see a Sonic post from me or one of Chopper, it’s probably for Koondy. She’s the only one who has hope of staying pure because the rest of us four are already too perverted to function (DON’T DENY IT YOU KNOW….) No I’m kidding we’re not but we act dumb with jokes of this variety. SHE IS THE BEST WIFE SHE POSTS ONE PIECE LATE AT NIGHT AND THEN I CRY. Also loves shotas like John, Ted, and Cilan.
Sashi. Magical Girl queen with a harem of bishounen. She’s very imaginative and silly and has some of the most interesting dreams I’ve ever heard. Likes to write fics about us so she’s like our Nepeta. My partner in crime when it comes to teasing Tsuna. You’ll probably see my tags shrieking about Sashi or making a text post because some of her tags are just ajsdfjkgld. THERE ARE SOME THINGS ON THE BLOG THAT MAKE ME GO WTF LIKE THAT ONE PHOTOSET YOU POSTED YESTERDAY OF THE GIRL IN THE…IDEFK WHAT IT WAS. WAS IT A BUCKET………….. I have to shoosh pap her when she gets upset over silly things or when she gets down on herself, so I consider myself as her moirail at times.
Shii. We call her mama long legs DON’T ASK WHY. But no really she’s our mama. She’s pretty optimistic and self-confident and worries like a mama but no sssshhhh it’s okay everything’s fiiiine ~ Also finds some guys to be rather odd with their behaviors. Her hair is fabulous and she comes up with good headcanons and SHOWS ME VIDEOS THAT MAKE ME LOSE MY SANITY BUT WE WON’T GET INTO THAT RIGHT NOW. We all love our Mama Shii and her man Zoro. She’s the only one we haven’t really teased but she’s next on my hitlist. When she least expects it.
ME. I’M DUMB AND THE ANGRIEST ONE OF THE GROUP. I THINK I DO THE MOST TEASING OUTTA ERRBODY SO I’M REALLY IMMATURE AND I’M THE FIRST TO ARGUE BUT I’M GETTING BETTER AT BEING MORE SENSITIVE. I FORGOT WHAT ELSE I WAS GOING TO SAY. OH YEAH, IF TSU ISN’T HERE, I’M USUALLY THE ONE THAT TAKES OVER IN HOLDING OUR GROUP TOGETHER IF SOMETHING BAD EVER OCCURS. YOU COULD SAY I’M A LITTLE MORE BLUNT WITH MY FEELS. YEAH I’M JUST A SPAZZ. I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY ABOUT MYSELF…. LITERALLY ME THO OF THE GROUP:
I love my fab five bbys. One day we’re all going to meet up and actually be derps irl. uwu Yeah so this post is just for your future reference. Expect to see text posts late at night because that’s usually when we start acting up. I don’t know why I felt the need to explain this. I like to clarify so there’s no confusion or thing I don’t know aksjdnfbgjnkh I guess I just don’t want my followers to be lost and wonder why I make so many text posts with the same people in them. I’M SORRY.